Vertaling jokes with a double meaning van Engels naar Spaans

have a row - crossing the border - thirds - telephone charges - provoke - instructions for washing - clockface - be dumbfounded - solos - fly-catcher - act of revenge - steersman - mine gallery - chemical extinguisher - head work - adoring - like gold - reap - impersonation - find fault with - cool off - shoeshine boy - imperialist - lily - longing