Vertaling humorous piece van Engels naar Zweeds

syphilitic - Christmas gifts - artificial pearl - put into a port - spore - higher - unconstitutional - the one and only - budget statement - sing - corvine - autobiography - gaming house - joiners glue - arrange something - carriers - pitchers - ice bag - accordions - partitional agreement - grinning at - barge-dog - anxiety-ridden - phone number - by recorded delivery