Vertaling humorous piece van Engels naar Nederlands

renewable - lower part - consular - assaulting - cableway - poofy - leg guard - coffee making machine - key word - discomfort - shell-gatherer - smelling salts - normalization - honored - drawing-instruments - river source - little cloud of dust - blowing about - veal cutlet - access - canny - coal-hole - mail box - incidental - compulsory suffrage