Vertaling humorous piece van Engels naar Frans

time of departure - timber beetle - for a start - show case - day of rest - paunchy - session of the council - worn patch - hijacking - elevator cage - farcical - insensitivity - flue of a chimney - two-way switch - station - emergency situation - tell tales - patron - equip with an alarm system - western region - unpicked - garlic - small letters - ark - battlement