Vertaling humorous piece van Engels naar Duits

large sum of money - tidal harbour - wounded - optimize - sexual intercourse - damp-proof - past - plume - Tropic of Cancer - greedy - protection of the hands - callipers - newsprint - favoured - flight of steps - whale hunting - carry down - oedema - adipose vein - legal aid counsel - business relation - form of government - frolics - revoking - pernicious